Macabre spring
weekend offerings
Scroll for some of my usual offerings, some I’m pulling out of the vault that have only ever been available as prerecorded readings, and some that are making their first-time appearance!
Two of these readings are eligible for purchasing a vial of my Venusian Anointing Oil while supplies last! 😘
The Akashic Odyssey:
An Ancestor and Spirit Team Reading
In this reading, we will explore your Records as the expansive realm of beauty and knowledge I know them to be.
I will describe the sights, sounds, smells, tastes, and sensations that manifest, and we will travel and interact with whomever and whatever shows up on the path as we make our way.
Pricing:
20 min/33 USD
30 min/55 USD
40 min/77 USD
Astrology readings
Mini Chart Readings:
"Why do people make that face when I tell them my Rising Sign?" "Is my moon sign BAD?" While many say these things playfully, many of us mean it!
Whether you’re new to astrology or want to explore your placements (and yourself) further, I can assist with that in this reading.
Pricing:
20 min/22 USD
30 min/33 USD
Hero’s Journey Themed Astrology Reading:
A katabasis is a descent into the underworld, often followed by an anabasis (ascent or return) to the world of the living. In this reading, we’ll go through your so-called “bad” placements and growth edges, and as we slowly make our ascent, we’ll discuss the gifts in your chart.
Pricing:
40 min/55 USD
At the Crossroads with Hekate
Maiden, Mother, Crone. Hekate is associated with the crossroads. As a liminal deity, she can easily navigate worlds. This reading will include a prayer for Hekate, the themed tarot and oracle card reading, and I will share all the insights she has to offer you.
Pricing:
35-40 min reading/55 USD
Wisdom of the Pomegranate: A Shadow Work Tarot Reading
This reading will help you explore hidden truths, unearth buried emotions, and reclaim the power within your shadow self. We’ll uncover the lessons held in your darkness and discover how to integrate them. This one is perfect for those ready to embrace their complexities and emerge with renewed clarity and strength.
Pricing:
30 min/44 USD
Camp Final Girl
Camp Final Girl will allow you and me to dive deep into the shadows and uncover the secrets lurking within as we explore your fate through the lens of classic horror archetypes and tarot.
Perfect for thrill-seekers and those who dare to face the unknown, this themed reading promises to be as insightful as it is spine-tingling. Will you survive the night?
Pricing:
40-45 min/56.66 USD
Venus’s Temple
Themed & Channeled Tarot Reading
Think Aphrodite is all fluff because of her associations with love?
Think again.
This reading will begin with the reading of her Orphic Hymn to bring her into our session. We’ll use various epithets of the goddess to guide the reading. As I channel Venus, I will share all the insights she has to offer you.
Pricing:
30-35 min reading/44 USD
Venusian anointing oil
Previously only available if you signed up for the Veneralia Ritual! It’s only up for grabs if you sign up for Venus’s Temple or Wisdom of the Pomegranate readings! Only available while supplies last.
11.11 USD/bottle
past clients in their own words
past clients in their own words
